Mood: Estatic as Mike Tyson

Word Count: Nada

I got a present I wasn't expecting for X-mas. A Leopard Gecko. Her name is Bella. She is very shy and stressed out in her new home. This is one of the best presents I have ever gotten as an adult. Kudos to mom and dad. I handed out a list of things I wanted to my brothers and I got Pat Conroy's new book and the new Stephen King book which I hear is crap but who cares. I also got the DVD Get Shorty. So I made out pretty good. My 6 month old nephew Simon loved the presents I gave him. A couple of books that babies can feel different textures like animal fur. My Mom liked her outfit and I bought a smaller size than she wears which made her even happier. So I have been pretty blessed today. I even went to mass and was shocked when the priest said to fondle each other. I'm taking his comment totally out of context but it's still a provacative statement.

Merry Crapmas, Rob